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    • #2897 Reply

      exquisite
      Participant

      Do u know Men also go through abuse from women
      I just saw a lady beating her husband in public…

      Or is it juju?? ????????????

       

    • #2934 Reply

      justseyi
      Keymaster

      It’s jazz

      •poet•book worm•proud Villager• •jesus culture•

    • #3130 Reply

      exquisite
      Participant

      Just because you met him at the burial ground, doesn’t mean you should save his number as “NONSO BURIAL”  #winks

       

      • This reply was modified 8 months ago by  exquisite.
      • #3137 Reply

        justseyi
        Keymaster

        Nonso burial ????????

         

        mary make-up ????????

        •poet•book worm•proud Villager• •jesus culture•

    • #3138 Reply

      exquisite
      Participant

      If you are a guy with a pretty wife or GF and you still chasing after other ladies, then my brother you are a BROSTITUTE…….

    • #3139 Reply

      exquisite
      Participant

      Those girls that got engaged since last year 2016, yet no marriage, I just want to remind you that 2017 is remaining 2 months ooooooo……….. #tongueout

      • #3164 Reply

        justseyi
        Keymaster

        Be insulting them oh

        •poet•book worm•proud Villager• •jesus culture•

    • #3140 Reply

      exquisite
      Participant

      @justseyi so thats how u saved my number ryt????? secrets are being brought to the open #angryface

      • This reply was modified 8 months ago by  exquisite.
    • #3142 Reply

      exquisite
      Participant

      You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first?

       

      We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish.

      #idontcare #tongueout

      • #3165 Reply

        justseyi
        Keymaster

        I swear that stuff happens to me

        •poet•book worm•proud Villager• •jesus culture•

    • #3160 Reply

      iamecter
      Moderator

      You see me coming from outside sweating from the hot sun and even knocking on the front door just for you to ask me *ARE YOU BACK?*

      • #3166 Reply

        justseyi
        Keymaster

        no I’m waiting for rapture

        •poet•book worm•proud Villager• •jesus culture•

    • #3162 Reply

      iamecter
      Moderator

      Because you don’t read for exams and you are bound to fail then you walk up to me and shout *it is only God and by the grace of God someone can pass in this school * my sister when did you become a prophet?

      • #3167 Reply

        justseyi
        Keymaster

        ????

        •poet•book worm•proud Villager• •jesus culture•

    • #3163 Reply

      iamecter
      Moderator

      Even your trousers size is not seen in the market and you enter the bus and start complaining “driver your bus is small.o this place is tight”…. are you for real???

      • #3168 Reply

        justseyi
        Keymaster

        You need Jesus

        •poet•book worm•proud Villager• •jesus culture•

    • #3227 Reply

      iamecter
      Moderator

      White man; wakes up by 6:00am thanks God for the day takes he’s shower….changes he’s clothes sprays some perfume.
      Wife; honey you smell so nice I love you…don’t forget to eat to take your breakfast before going.
      Black man; wakes up by 3:00am casts out demons till 5:00am, wakes the rest up for a morning devotion pray to God till 9:00am
      Enters the shower takes he’s bath uses perfume.
      Wife; you going out? What are we going to eat? When did you start bathing at this time? There’s no food for in the house.o

    • #3263 Reply

      dface
      Participant

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